bootox:

THIS might look like your average girl but dont be so quick to judge! This girl has anal herpes from watching too much Tosh.0 with her lax bro brother and his douche friends. Stop the Daniel Tosh. Don’t watch Tosh.0 or you will get anal herpes

bootox:

do you ever just see someone really hot and get really depressed because you know youre so out of their league you’ll never have a chance

(Source: joelmchales, via yelyahwilliams)

jaclcfrost:

the age to stop trick-or-treating

• there is no age to stop trick-or-treating
• never stop because of your age
• you go
• you have fun
• you dress up
• you get that candy

(via pixelatedochinchin)

tardis-mind-palace:

getting-fit-staying-fab:

I really hate it when people say
“Men shouldn’t call women fat”
“Men shouldn’t abuse women”
“Men shouldn’t rape women”
“Men shouldn’t be sexist”

When really it should be
“Nobody should call anybody fat”
“Nobody should abuse anybody”
“Nobody should rape anybody”
“Nobody should be sexist”

Stop blaming men for everything

THANK YOU

(via pixelatedochinchin)

mew-squared:

• In 2009, a man married a video game character
• In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
• In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
• Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
• And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

(via pines-and-ghosts)

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

(via pines-and-ghosts)

gllob:

am i in love or am i horny

(via bootox)